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18 January, 5.56pm pst
Michael Jordan Joins Be, Inc.

BE DOPE NEWS (BDN) On the heels of retiring from the game that made him famous, Michael Jordan has announced he has signed with Be, Inc. for an undisclosed amount.

"Sure, I have more money than many small (and some medium-sized) countries," said Jordan at the press conference, "and my endorsement deals will continue to generate revenue long after I am dead. But this is not about the money - it's about being the best. And the BeOS is the best operating system I have ever seen."

Jordan's role will at first be as spokesperson, bringing recognition to the BeOS. However, he plans to expand his role as time goes on.

"I'm working with various companies to port my video games to the BeOS," Jordan reported. "Eventually, I plan to code for the BeOS, bringing the same mastery I had on the courts to programming."


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