BE DOPE NEWS (BDN) On the heels of retiring from the game that made him famous, Michael Jordan has announced he has signed with Be, Inc. for an undisclosed amount.

"Sure, I have more money than many small (and some medium-sized) countries," said Jordan at the press conference, "and my endorsement deals will continue to generate revenue long after I am dead. But this is not about the money - it's about being the best. And the BeOS is the best operating system I have ever seen."

Jordan's role will at first be as spokesperson, bringing recognition to the BeOS. However, he plans to expand his role as time goes on.

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